oceana

The most beautiful love declaration ever heard on TV is "I love her, I love her mind, I love her shoes."

I'd marry anyone said that about me. Or at least consider it. Especially if it's Josh.

My love for The West Wing knows no limits.

I don't know if I mentioned it, but I'm introducing my mom to the West Wing. Turns out that she is a Josh/Donna shipper. Yesterday we watched the episode where Donna goes on the blind date with that Republican (season 3), and my mom was all confused:

"I thought she loves Josh? How can she do on a date with that guy?"
She also wants to fire Toby at least once each ep ("I'd have thrown him out already.")

She calls Sam cute, but at least she doesn't make any more explicit comments. I sure remember the time she admitted that she wouldn't throw Robert Downey Jr. out of her bed when we watched Ally McBeal, I sitll have nightmares from that.

But I'm having so much fun! Plus, I get to rewatch all of West Wing. Did I mention that I love Ainsley? Oh, this is such a brilliant show! I felt kind of Blah about most of season 6, but I love season 7 so far, even though they are really trying to make us believe that Santos is a gift from god with his holier than thou attitude. But he'd got charisma, so I like it. And I like how excited Josh is about the whole thing. It's definitely the TV highlight of the week (right behind NCIS, of course).

As for who will win the election, I don't know. Things are bound to change when the public finds out that he had an affair with a Miami cop once...( not spoilery, I promise )

West Wing makes me cry a lot. It's not that it is really sad, it just makes me cry. Good tears, but tears nonetheless.
It also makes me laugh out loud a lot. More than it makes me cry.
And I'm saying this adfter watching the episodes for the second time. They are still good the second time, maybe even better.
I really am convinced that this is the best TV show ever.

I think I know why I don't read much West Wing slash. it's the sex.
While the idea of Sam sucking off Josh under his desk is certainly appealing to me, it is more likely that Jack will do Daniel in the gate room (a scenario which i've been waiting for for years. Sadly, it never happened.)
Sam and Josh won't even fall asleep on the couch in Sam's office together. Okay, I'm not sure he has a couch, but even if he had one, it wouldn't happen.
These people are professionals.
They are very very good at what they do. (well, usually anyway)
If they were together, they wouldn't bring their relationship into the office. Or rather, they wouldn't bring the sex into the office, since it's kind of hard to leave out the relationship.
So, no sex at work.
Hm, that's not entirely true, is it? They have sex, all the time.
They have brain-sex.
Brain-sex is a big turn-on, but there's only a handful of people who can write decent brain-sex in fanfic. Besides, they brain-sex onscreen, so watching the show satisfies my desire for WW sex.
Sure, I could read stories where they go home together and end up in bed, but I don't want to. I'd read them if you put them in front of me, but I don't feel the need to go looking for them.
Whatever happens at home, it can't be better than the brain-sex at work.

Also, I think I developed a slight case of Sam/Ainsley shipperness.
Please help.

...in which oceana_ reveals what sort of fannish slut she really is.

Click here for part one.

Why, yes, there is more.

( Sports Night )

( West Wing )

( Oz )

( Jeremiah )

( Stargate Atlantis )

( MacGyver )

( Farscape )

( Navy NCIS )

By now, the few of you who have read all of this will have wondered where I do spend my time, since all I said was "not anymore", not at them moment" and "not yet".
And yes, you guessed it, HIGHLANDER ate my brain.

Want to know what I did the last few days when I didn't read my flist and didn't post?
I watched Highlander. I read Highlander slash. I watched more Highlander. I read more slash.
Mainly, this is what my life looks like since, I don't know when I discovered it, but pretty much since then. No, it actuall took me a while to fall for Duncan, but I fell for Mehos immediately, and now I'm lost.
It feels like Stargate is my husband, and Highlander is the man of my life whom I've met just a week to late to actually give up my marriage for him. I will never get a divorce, but I doubt I'll ever find the strength or the will to end my passionate affair with Highlander.
Good thing that this is fandom and not real life, so bigamy isn't that much of a problem.





( You thought this was all? )

Okay, now I'm done.
I can't believe that I have a real life beside all this. But it does explain why my days always feel so short, and why I never sleep more than four or five hours.