"I'm agree with your post" - is this really spam or something from the horse-forum?*1
"Be the master of bedroom" - Clearly you are offering a magic way to handle the chaos that is my bedroom, so gimme!
"Always perform in bed" - I sleep on the couch these days.*2
"Client's claim you" - They certainly do.*3
"What are you, crazy?" - Was it something I said?
"Wish to remember a youth?" - Sure, which one?*4
"It is me, J." - Jensen! Jeffrey! Jackson! Wait, no, too many Js already, sorry, J.
*is still very bored*
*1: I'm active in the bitchiest forum ever. Fandom-wank has nothing on the regularity with which these girls turn every single post into a wank. It's all about horses, yep.
*2: Like Mulder, only my bedroom isn't filled with porn, I'm just too tired to reach it.
*3: Work's picking up, which is good. Now I only have to actually start doing it.
*4: I'm thinking young Mark Harmon. I mean, he does getter better the older he gets, but he was still terribly cute when he was young. I'd point you to the pic from Ted Bundy (I think), where he completely looks like jailbait, and then challenge you to write a fic where Tony the cop arrests young Mark Harmon, but I am at work an can't access photobucket. Maybe you'll find it if you google "Mark Harmon jailbait". And if you don't find it, feel free to tell me what you found, because it sure sounds like fun.
*is not quite as bored anymore*
"Be the master of bedroom" - Clearly you are offering a magic way to handle the chaos that is my bedroom, so gimme!
"Always perform in bed" - I sleep on the couch these days.*2
"Client's claim you" - They certainly do.*3
"What are you, crazy?" - Was it something I said?
"Wish to remember a youth?" - Sure, which one?*4
"It is me, J." - Jensen! Jeffrey! Jackson! Wait, no, too many Js already, sorry, J.
*is still very bored*
*1: I'm active in the bitchiest forum ever. Fandom-wank has nothing on the regularity with which these girls turn every single post into a wank. It's all about horses, yep.
*2: Like Mulder, only my bedroom isn't filled with porn, I'm just too tired to reach it.
*3: Work's picking up, which is good. Now I only have to actually start doing it.
*4: I'm thinking young Mark Harmon. I mean, he does getter better the older he gets, but he was still terribly cute when he was young. I'd point you to the pic from Ted Bundy (I think), where he completely looks like jailbait, and then challenge you to write a fic where Tony the cop arrests young Mark Harmon, but I am at work an can't access photobucket. Maybe you'll find it if you google "Mark Harmon jailbait". And if you don't find it, feel free to tell me what you found, because it sure sounds like fun.
*is not quite as bored anymore*
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