oceana

...in which oceana_ reveals what sort of fannish slut she really is.

Click here for part one.

Why, yes, there is more.

( Sports Night )

( West Wing )

( Oz )

( Jeremiah )

( Stargate Atlantis )

( MacGyver )

( Farscape )

( Navy NCIS )

By now, the few of you who have read all of this will have wondered where I do spend my time, since all I said was "not anymore", not at them moment" and "not yet".
And yes, you guessed it, HIGHLANDER ate my brain.

Want to know what I did the last few days when I didn't read my flist and didn't post?
I watched Highlander. I read Highlander slash. I watched more Highlander. I read more slash.
Mainly, this is what my life looks like since, I don't know when I discovered it, but pretty much since then. No, it actuall took me a while to fall for Duncan, but I fell for Mehos immediately, and now I'm lost.
It feels like Stargate is my husband, and Highlander is the man of my life whom I've met just a week to late to actually give up my marriage for him. I will never get a divorce, but I doubt I'll ever find the strength or the will to end my passionate affair with Highlander.
Good thing that this is fandom and not real life, so bigamy isn't that much of a problem.





( You thought this was all? )

Okay, now I'm done.
I can't believe that I have a real life beside all this. But it does explain why my days always feel so short, and why I never sleep more than four or five hours.

I watched an insane amount of Stargate in the last few days.
To be exact, I watched Season 6 up to Nightwalkers, Menace, The Lowdown and then of course, New Order.
::does the happy dance of slashiness and general Stargate love::

There is no point to that, I just wanted to let you know. *smiles*

So, I heard that the shippers are wanking about the new ep.
( small spoilers, Enigel and others please skip this )



Anyway, I have no idea why the shippers are pissed, and I wanted to find out. Mainly because I was interested in their perception of the Jack/Danielness of the ep. I sort of want everyone to be happy with my favourite show, especially with this ep. I am kind of naive that way.

( Also, I just don't understand how people can say that Stargate is their favourite show and then complain about it all the time )

Ah yes, kind of lost the point there. Point is (or was), I wanted to see what shippers think about the new ep. And then I realized that I don't know any shippers. Seriously. There don't seem to be shippers anywhere on my friendslist.
Well, there is torificus ( Hi Torificus!), who warned me about her shippy tendencies, but she seemed to be fine with New Order. If there are others hiding, please let me know, I promise I won't bite.

Now, why is it that shippers avoid my LJ? Okay, I have this thing about slash in my user info, but that is rather new. I don't think I openly (or secretly) bash shippers in here. I have read Sam/Jack, and my motto is very much live and let live (I actually wrote "live and let die" first. Ooops. *g*)
I may have complained a few times about too much Sam/Jack on the show, but the show and the fanfic are two different things.
Is my LJ so obviously slashy that shippers flee when they come across it? Apart from the naked men who posed as sheep, I can't remember talking about gay sex that much. Hm. I guess I'm just wondering how people perceive me.
//end of pointless rambling and stupid questions

I'm going to watch "Proving Ground" now, because I am so very much in love with AlphaJack. Plus, I have the DVDs and am addicted to audio commentaries.

Coming up next on this journal:
- Find out what Oceana's favourite Stargate episodes from Season 3 are!

- More Jeremiah Pimpage: How Rape, Rage and Revenge make this show so addictive

-CSI: How Nick finally gets over Gil and Greg still doesn't get laid:We reveal the secrets of the CSIs season 2 relationships!

All this right after Oceana has finally written the essay she was supposed to write last week and has caught up on the sleep she missed last night, so stick around.

go to *shudder* fanfiction.net and using the "Story by summary" search mode look for your real (first) name in the Harry Potter or Lord of the Rings sections. if you find any Mary-Sues with your name, pick the juiciest and post the summary.

My "first" first name does not exist anywhere in fanfiction.net. Lucky for me, I have quite a few first names to chose from.


( Anna Morgan is an exchange student from America in our favorite Hogwartians 5th year. She has many secrets to tell to her new friends, but she also has quite a few she isn't so eager to spill... )

There are more. Many, many more. I think I'll have nightmares tonight.

There is also a Stargate Anna:
Anna Connor came to work at the SGC undercover, but will a certain archaeologist make her want to stay for good?,

an Angel one:
Anna is new to Angel's gang and finds herself attracted to the Vampire. When things start to happen, Anna wonders if she made a mistake joining the team. But when Spike comes to town, things heat up.

and the inevitable Lord of the Rings one:
Anna Maria is a former slave who was rescued and was healing in Rivendell...until something unfortunate happens! Who will save her this time? Will it be Legolas?

LegolasOC. Anna isn't your average human, she is a witch. A potion brings her in to ME before the battle of Helms Deep. Does she really belong in ME, and will she fall in love.

And my absolute favourite:
Anna gets stuck living with elves after getting tickets to see American Idol Live.

See, that's the kind of story I couldn't have written myself. It's probably not even fiction, but some weird prediction for the future. Hmm, I wonder if I can chose the elves I get stuck with.
*points people to the "Inappropriate Elf Challenge: More Elves than you can shake a stick at"*

Also, just for your information, I'd like to point out that fanfiction.net does not have a Jeremiah category.
See? If that's not prove of the superb quality of the fandom, I don't know what is.
Plus, they are pretty, hot, and gay.



Today's pimping success:
greensilver has succumbed to my pimping and watched the first episode.
I quote:
I would like to state for the record that Markus appears to be the sort of character who could have chemistry with a doorknob, if it were male.

Thank you, greensilver. I couldn't have said it better myself.
*licks Markus*

Kurdy calling Jeremiah "Baby"?
Makes me shiver in a good way. *g*

I just watched Jeremiah for the very first time (because it is yet another show that we don't have here in Germany).

Luke Perry? - So sexy.
And Markus? - It took him five minutes to fall for Jeremiah? I have never seen someone falling for someone else on TV so fast and so obvious. Also, he is the Tok'ra Malek.
Actually, he could really be a Tok'Ra, because that whole not sharing with others thing is something they do very well. Maybe he got stuck at the SGC fifteen years ago, when everyone else died. Though I guess he would have escaped through the Stargate by now. Anyway, I think it is very peculiar that of all the places they could go, they have to chose Cheyenne Mountain. You'd think there were no other military facilities in the US.
I swear there is a conspiracy to include Stargate actors in every series I decide to watch. Just to confuse me.

I was also thrilled to see Janet, because Teryl Rothery is always a nice surprise. And the Prophet guy, whatever his name is? Wasn't that the "Angel" from the Sentinel episode "Nightshift"?

Kurdy seemes very familiar, especially when he sat donw at that table in the end and said: "I'm in." to Markus. He reminds me of someone, but I can't figure out who it is. Which is weird, seeing that he probably the only actor I haven't seen somewhere else before.
Anyway, I liked the Pilot, and I am downloading more episodes now. Judging by the amount of German television I have watched during the last years, I wonder why I even have a TV.