oceana

I don't usually miss having a boyfriend, but there are things that I just can't ask my "normal" male friends. Lucky for me, I have my trusty flist. Come on, there must be a man or two who read this journal, right? Right?

Question:
When you have a morning hard-on and you fall out of the bed, would it be possible for you to fall onto your morning hard-on, and if so, how much would it hurt? Or would it disappear from the shock of falling out of the bed (so easily scared these things...)?

What, you didn't really think I'd limit myself to just the men, did you?

( Here's The Top Ten Women Shag Meme: (The list of people you would shag *now*. Not dead, not fictional, not fifty years ago when they were hot.) )

(I just realized that I have no icons of women. When did I ever think 50 icons would be enough? I need a 100, minimum! *sigh*)

The extent of too much information people on the internet are willing to give to strangers never fails to surprise me.

Gee, I wonder why that never comes up in slash fiction.

I was going to write about last weeks Atlantis, but then I stumbled upon this post about virgins who write sex, and nostalgia_lj's reaction to it (with many interesting comments).
And - after bitching a little at a not-so-innocent bystander, I'd like to make a little announcement.

SEX
is not the same for everyone. People feel different things than other people when they have sex. People like different things than other people when they have sex. People feel different things at different times when they have sex. And yes, even to one person the sex can feel that way on Mondays and another way on Tuesdays! Shock!
You cannot say: Sex always feels like this.
You cannot say: first times always hurt. Anal sex always sucks. Every man comes like crazy when he gets a blow-job (so not true that last one).
You cannot say ALWAYS when it comes to sex. Just as you can't say NEVER.

Well, there are a few exceptions of course:
Assholes are NEVER self-lubricating.
Prostrates are NEVER lickable. (Unless you are cut open and bleeding to death)
And most of all: Penises are NEVER spongy and they are not getting soaked. (yes, I said that before, and I'll say it again. Not spongy. Not soaked. Never.)

Thank you, that is all. I feel better now that I've let off some steam. Maybe I can write that Atlantis post now.

Edited
carolyn_claire has just provided me with the useful information that penises can indeed be spongy. The "Spongy body of a penis" is the anatomical term for the parts of the penis that are filled with blood during an erection. Latin term:
Corpus spongiosum penis
(I'm not kidding.)
My insufficient knowledge of anatomical expressions lead to that mistake, I hope you'll forgive me.
I was thinking of this definition:
1 : resembling a sponge : a) : soft and full of cavities (spongy ice) b) : elastic, porous, and absorbent
2) a) : not firm or solid b) : being in the form of a metallic sponge (spongy iron)
3) : moist and soft like a sponge full of water (a spongy moor)

I think we can agree that a penis isn't spongy in the way that it can soak up water or is porous and absorbent. ;-)