So, [livejournal.com profile] helenish talked about John Sheppard as a lover. [livejournal.com profile] thefourthvine then made a pollabout how our favourite characters are as lovers, when they are in bed with us (where, of course, they'd all want to be. At least in mine, because I'm Mary, Mary Sue).

I haven't really fantasized much about sex with characters before. I'm usually more focused on how the characters are with each other. So the poll actually made me think (that's new), and then it surprised me by finding out that Teal'c and Cameron would be better in bed (for me) than Jack and Daniel. I guess I'm such an J/D OTP girl that I can't even imagine having good sex with either of them. Okay, it was good, but not that good.

Now that I've mentioned sex and bed and Jack and Daniel a couple of times, I'm sure you want to know more about my sexual adventures with various fannish characters. So here's what I came up with. Behind the cut. )

Uhm, this has gotten a bit longer than I thought it would be, so for now, it's only SG-1. Let me know if you are interested in other fandoms or specific characters.
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( Jan. 13th, 2006 10:03 pm)
I don't usually miss having a boyfriend, but there are things that I just can't ask my "normal" male friends. Lucky for me, I have my trusty flist. Come on, there must be a man or two who read this journal, right? Right?

Question:
When you have a morning hard-on and you fall out of the bed, would it be possible for you to fall onto your morning hard-on, and if so, how much would it hurt? Or would it disappear from the shock of falling out of the bed (so easily scared these things...)?
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( May. 5th, 2005 06:39 pm)
1) Why don't I get my comments emailed?

2) I have always wanted to ask this: muscle relaxants.
Never before I started reading SG slash have I heard about muscle relaxants. In SG slash however, they are mentioned with a frightening frequency. Daniel gets hurt, Janet gives him muscle relaxants, Jack has the time of his life.

I don't get it.

What do muscle relaxants have to do with sex? Woulnd't they make you sleepy and sluggish? Is Jack onyy having the time of his life because he finally gets to fall asleep with Daniel, instead of being kept up by Daniel reading in bed after sex? And - here asks the girl who never had more than a scratch on her knee - why does Daniel have to take them in the first place?

Could someone please explain this to me? Anonymously, if you want, but please, I feel like I've missed something all this time.
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( Feb. 13th, 2005 09:19 pm)
What, you didn't really think I'd limit myself to just the men, did you?

Here's The Top Ten Women Shag Meme: (The list of people you would shag *now*. Not dead, not fictional, not fifty years ago when they were hot.) )

(I just realized that I have no icons of women. When did I ever think 50 icons would be enough? I need a 100, minimum! *sigh*)
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Top Ten Shag Meme: The list of people you would shag *now*. Not dead, not fictional, not fifty years ago when they were hot. now. And post it with pictures, if possible. Because that makes it so much more fun to read.
Please note that I'm not entirely comfortable with the term "shag". I'd call it the "Top Ten Men who make my knees tremble so much that I wouldn't really have a choice but to tumble into bed with them Meme", but that seemed a bit long.

What? Only ten? )

Ah, fun! The last time I took a meme like this? I think I was fourteen. Fifteen tops.
And no, Axl Rose did not feature prominently on top of my list back then.
*is in denial*

Btw, it took me ages to find most of these pics. I have tons of screencaps and promo shots, but pictures of the actors? Hardly any. I'm a bad fan.

*looks outside*

No, still raining.
Hmm, what to do, what to do? Fic recs anyone?
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TMI

( Feb. 1st, 2005 09:15 pm)
The extent of too much information people on the internet are willing to give to strangers never fails to surprise me.

Gee, I wonder why that never comes up in slash fiction.
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Here I was, sitting in my little appartment, innocently realizing that I was a) all alone, and b) my parents don't have access to this computer (and never will have).

So, I had the fabulous idea to download porn. If you feel like you have to be warned about NC-17 content, get the hell away from my lj. )

Yup, that was it, my first gay porn. Quite an experience. Not a very exciting one though.
What is it with the pulling out? Do people really want to see that? And doesn't it take the fun out of things? It sure looked like it.
Also, foreplay. Ever heard of it?

Let me tell you, even bad slash stories are are sexier than that. I don't think I'll be downloading that kinf of thing again.
One fun fact about downloading gay porn though? My download rates spiked up like crazy. Emule gives you credits: the more you share, the faster you can download yourself. And once I started the porn downloads, no one wanted my music anymore.
Huh.
So I guess there are people who like that kind of stuff.

The world is a strange place.
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( Aug. 11th, 2004 10:00 pm)
I was going to write about last weeks Atlantis, but then I stumbled upon this post about virgins who write sex, and [livejournal.com profile] nostalgia_lj's reaction to it (with many interesting comments).
And - after bitching a little at a not-so-innocent bystander, I'd like to make a little announcement.

SEX
is not the same for everyone. People feel different things than other people when they have sex. People like different things than other people when they have sex. People feel different things at different times when they have sex. And yes, even to one person the sex can feel that way on Mondays and another way on Tuesdays! Shock!
You cannot say: Sex always feels like this.
You cannot say: first times always hurt. Anal sex always sucks. Every man comes like crazy when he gets a blow-job (so not true that last one).
You cannot say ALWAYS when it comes to sex. Just as you can't say NEVER.

Well, there are a few exceptions of course:
Assholes are NEVER self-lubricating.
Prostrates are NEVER lickable. (Unless you are cut open and bleeding to death)
And most of all: Penises are NEVER spongy and they are not getting soaked. (yes, I said that before, and I'll say it again. Not spongy. Not soaked. Never.)

Thank you, that is all. I feel better now that I've let off some steam. Maybe I can write that Atlantis post now.

Edited
[livejournal.com profile] carolyn_claire has just provided me with the useful information that penises can indeed be spongy. The "Spongy body of a penis" is the anatomical term for the parts of the penis that are filled with blood during an erection. Latin term:
Corpus spongiosum penis
(I'm not kidding.)
My insufficient knowledge of anatomical expressions lead to that mistake, I hope you'll forgive me.
I was thinking of this definition:
1 : resembling a sponge : a) : soft and full of cavities (spongy ice) b) : elastic, porous, and absorbent
2) a) : not firm or solid b) : being in the form of a metallic sponge (spongy iron)
3) : moist and soft like a sponge full of water (a spongy moor)


I think we can agree that a penis isn't spongy in the way that it can soak up water or is porous and absorbent. ;-)
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