oceana

Okay, I was going to sleep, I really was. But whoever lives above me is having sex.
I can't hear them, in fact, I'm not sure if it's "them" of if he/she is having fun all by himself. I can only hear the bed squeaking.
*tries to ignore bed noises*

*sigh*

They really need to work on their rhythm.
And maybe get a new bed.

This is very weird. I thought these things only happen in bad movies and first time "there was only one room with a king-sized bed" slash stories.
This house really needs better isolation.

Oh, I think they are done.

No, not yet. Uhoh, someone's getting a bit excited.
Careful with the bed!

What, changing position again?

I feel like a voyeur. Only they enjoy this.
I sure don't.

Okay, that didn't sound good. They either smashed the lamp or the bed really broke. I'll laugh myself silly if someone carries out the remains of a bed during the next days.
No, there's the noise again, it wasn't the bed.

*doob-dee-doo*
*pretends to not listen*

Done?
*listens*

Seems so. Don't get up for a second round, I beg you. I need my sleep!

Edited: Now they are taking the kitchen apart, great. Don't people fall asleep after sex anymore?

Have I mentioned today how much Sheppard in charge works for me?
Why yes, I have been rewatching Suspicion and Hot Zone.
I think I want my Atlantis box sets now. Why does it take them so damn long to release them? I'll end up buying the single DVDs, and that's a lot more expensive.
Damn me and my addiction for DVD box sets.