oceana

Dear NCIS,



Dear Ziva,

I don't like you. But seeing you roll around in bed with Tony like that, I cannot help but find you hot. Especially when you said "Why don't you roll over like a good boy?" to Tony. I should have known you'd find out about him and Gibbs, you've been trained to be observant after all. Somehow, knowing that you know and haven't said anything, makes you a lot less annoying.

I'm also glad to see that you snore, your flawlessness was getting kind of scary.Still, you confuse me. We should have sex and see if that takes care of the problem.

No love yet,

Oceana

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Dear Madam Director,

we know that you slept with Gibbs, and yes, he is so hot that it is hard to forget about it. But we already knew that as well. So please stop the annoying flashbacks. Unless you show us some more details, of course.

You really need to do something about your clothes. A lace top? What, is that supposed to be cute? You are the director, of NCIS, you aren't cute. I suggest you get yourself some black leather and a whip. Careful with the heels though. You need to work on that little trembling motion right before you put your food down. It's not evry professional. Practise, my dear, practise.

Also, at the end there, you are showing a bit too much cleavage for a woman your age and in your position. I'm not saying that it doesn't look good, just suggesting that it may not be apporpriate. Though I'm sure Ducky appreciates it.

Regards,

Oceana

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Dear Ducky,

I'd like to inviteyou to have dinner with me. You could tell me why your patients don't talk back, and I could tell you how much I love you.

Love,

Oceana

P.S.: Please bring Palmer.

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Dear Abby,

I love you. Can we have sex now?

Oceana

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Dear what's-his-name-Abby's assistant,

please remove your ugly face from my screen. Being relatied to the producer does not make you a good actor.

No love,

Oceana

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Dear Tony,

you are hot, hot, hot. No wonder they were all over you at the end. Since I know all the comfort your bastard boyfriend provideswill be the Scotch Ducky referred to in the end, I offer to give you some more, uhm, personal comfort, should you need it. And if you don't need it, come anyway, I'm sure we can think of something else to do.

No, I'm not getting my hopes up. Seeing you wake up and hearing that the firstword our of your mouth is "boss", told me everything I need to know about the chances of a relationship with you.

Yours,

Oceana

P.S.: If you wear your glasses, I'll get my maid outfit.

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Dear Gibbs,

did it make you hot seeing Tony and Ziva like that? You certainly couldn't hide your jealousy very well, telling Aby to "Make Tony and Ziva act like themselves".

I know that you were worried you'd lose him, when you stormed into the hotel room. But that is no reason to distance yourself from him. You should go over to his appartment and see how he is doing.He deserves a bit more than an occasional slap on the head and a blowjob against the boat. Sure, he'd never complain, but maybe it's time for you to acknowledge what you feel for him. Do you really think he'd hurt you if he found out that you love him?

Oceana