oceana

Dear Flist,

does anyone know where I can find a transcript of the movie "The
Bodyguard"? Or if there is maybe a book acoompanying the movie, you
know, one of those cheap mass market paperbacks?

I'm at work, so I can't really google these things myself, but maybe
one of you is bored and would like to help?

And no, don't worry, I'm not actually going to do what some of you
might fear I'm going to do. Doesn't hurt to look at the possibilities,
though...
*is cryptic*