oceana

I haven't read all the J/D ficathon fic yet, still, I cannot help but a bit disappointed. From the ones that I've read saffronhouse is definitely my favourite. She created an absolutely amazing universe in a crossover with SGA with a Jack and Daniel who, even in the small scene we get to see, are everything I love and have loved about them in the past years. It's sad, but it doesn't matter as long as they are together, and so it made me very very happy. Sad, but happy. Nostalgic. Everything I feel about Stargate at the moment.

Other outstanding fics were the one by raqs (Spacepirates!) and kormantic (banter! Fun! Space races!LOVE!), and I really loved niamaea's and of course orca_girl's fics as well. I'm sure there are other good ones that I haven't read yet, and there are some really good writers who haven't posted yet. Let's hope they do.

Because most of the other, "new" authors' fics I've read in this ficathon were rather unspeakable. Bad. Very bad. The J/D ficathon always had a very high quality of fiction, so it's really not a surprise that it would have to decrease one time, but still, now that SG-1 has ended, it makes me even more sad. I just hope that those were the exceptions and that the other good fics simply haven't been posted yet.

And if that's not the case, there's always next year. I'm sure J/D slash will reach a new peek after the movie. You know, the movie where the program has been made public and Jack and Daniel retire to Minnesota to run a private space transport/safety/special services business. Jack will be a bit like Han Solo, Daniel will try to feel the force and Sam, and once they get tired of living on earth, they take an extended journey into space, to reunite with Teal'c and Sam, who is out ruling the universe with her superpowers intelligence.
And they lived happily ever after.

Dear writer,

it's bad enough that you are using the term "the elder man" to describe one of the characters in your fic.

It's even worse that you are using it in a scene where someone has fingers in places of said "elder man" that I cannot mention without putting this under a cut-tag (I'm prude, sue me).

But if all this happens when you are writing Jensen/Jared porn, and the "elder man" in question is Jensen Ackles, then that's just wrong. Incredibly, undescribably wrong. WRONG.

Usually it's the pictures in my head that I need to scrub away after reading bad porn, but this has offended my whole sense of language and writing and just everything so much that I'm almost afraid to read any other porn today, for fear this might happen again. Or that I could start thinking about innocent other characters as "the elder man" when I'm reading porn.

You RUINED my Saturday porn reading!

No love
Hate,
Oceana