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I have this NCIS fic. It's Gibbs/DiNozzo, probably R-rated, set during "Minimum Security". It even has a title.

I have not written a single word of it. It's all there in my head, I just need to write it down (of course, this is when Gibbs usually screws me over, and te fic ends up being something I didn't plan. But not this time, oh no, I've tricked him this time and he'll follow my damned author authority and do what I want him to do).

And here's the problem:
I have NO time to write. Absolutely no time. Exams everyday next week, sore back and yes, there's still the small problem with te part of my body is usually use forsitting, which is why I have to study lying down at the moment. Next weekend I'll be going to London (SQUEEE!), then it is back to studying, then there'll be more exams.

I just don't have time to write.

So, the question is:
If I cut open my skull and take out the part of my brain with the fic in it, would anyone be willing to insert this brain (temporarily), into theirs and write the damn fic for me?
It would make things so much easier. If you'd like, I could add some porny phantasies to the brain part as a sort of thank you, since Tony and Gibbs won't really have sex in the fic (unless Gibbs manages to screw you as much as he does me when I try to write him. But I'd be surprised. It was a fight to even get him to agree to the kiss this time).

Also, if anyone knows of a cheap and save way to ship brain parts, please let me know. DHL just hang up when I called them to ask.

("But there's porn in my brain that needs to get out! Don't you see? And I promise to wrap it tight so it won't leak..."
*click*)

If you are interested, please comment and we'll arrange things as soon as possible: the UST in my head is distracting me from the things I have to do.
*goes back to boring boring law books*

If someone, not me, since I already watch too many shows, wanted to give one of the slash classics a try - Starsky & Hutch:
which episodes should I that someone watch?