1. At the local grocer, you see an elderly woman shoplift bacon. Do you tell the grocer?

No. Honestly, I just don't care, and it doesn't make a difference if it's an old lady or a teenager. I'll say something if it's a nice little shop, but otherwise?
2. Your name sounds foreign and is difficult to pronounce. Your clients and superiors are always stumbling over it. Do you change it?
No. Unless it is an really ugly name and I always wanted to get rid of it.

3. You need one number to win the jackpot at BINGO. The stranger beside you also needs one number and its been called. Do you tell her?
Yes. I'm always honest in games.

4. You're cramming for a critical exam. Classmates are circulating a stolen advance copy of the test. Do you take one?
Absolutely. It'll be discovered anyway, but if it isn't? When you got a bad grade, nobody cares if you cheated or not.

5. Your spouse has become nervous wreck since he/she began day trading on the Internet. But he/she made $10K in a month. Do you make him/her stop?
I'm not telling people what to do.

6. The house of your dreams finally goes up for sale. You take a tour of the home with it's soon to be former occupant, an elderly woman who's moving into a retirement home. When she quotes you the asking price, it is far below what you know the house is really worth. Do you accept her asking price or offer her more?
I don't know. It depends on how much below the orice it is, and if it is a rich woman or of she needs the money, and if she had professional help selling the house. Chances are that I'll tell, if only for legal reasons.

7. You are on a safari with your bestest friend in the whole world and your mom/dad. While walking through the jungle, you all take a tumble over a hole in the ground. Your companions fall in while you fall just past it. In the hole is a nest of vipers that bite your companions. You are carrying the anti-venom but after the fall discover that all but one vial has been smashed. After pulling them both to freedom, who do you give the anti-venom to?
My mom.
Surprisingly, I had no problems making this choice, even though I can honestly say that I hate her and that, if she wasn't my mom, I wouldn't want anything to do with her.

8. You dream that friends die in a plane crash. The next day they announce a trip to Greece. Do you mention your dream?
Yes. Because if I tell, it doesn't happen, but if I don't tell, TPTB will make it happen just to make me feel guilty. Superstitious? Me?

9. Some friends are visiting you. You notice that one of your very valuable collectibles is missing. Do you search the coats and purses?
No.

10. You've just paid for groceries and the cashier is giving you your change. You notice that she's giving you far too much change. Do you ask her if she made a mistake?
No. It's not the cashier who has to pay it, but the supermarket, and I think they'll survive.

11. You work at a bank and one evening discover that due to a clerical error, you could safely steal 1 million dollars from the bank and never get caught. Would you do it? What if you would never get caught but another co-worker would be blamed?
Yes, but not if the other worker would be blamed. It's a bank, they can handle it.

12. In order to win 1 million dollars, you are told to walk stark naked down a city sidewalk for one block. No one would harm you and you could hop into a waiting limousine at the other end. Would you do it?
No, Not for one million. I'd do it for ten without TV, and for twenty with TV. Prices are in euro. In case someone wants to make me an offer. ;-)

13. You are told that if you leave the country, taking only one other person with you, you will both be well taken care of but you could never return. Would you do it?
Absolutely. You know, leave the other person at home, I'll take my dog.

14. If by cutting off your pinky you could stop all wars, now and future, would you? What about your thumb?
In general, I'd sacrifice my toe or thumb for a good cause. If a world without war could actually exist, I would do it.

15. Would you rather have a simple and predictable life, dying among friends and family, or a dramatic life with major ups and downs, dying alone in an empty apartment?
I so don't want to think about dying. At the moment I'd choose the ups and downs. At least there'd be ups then.

16. If you could use a voodoo doll to hurt anyone you chose, would you?
Yep. *looks over at doll collection*

17. Would you accept twenty years of extraordinary happiness and fulfilment if it meant you would die at the end of the period?
No. I don't think I'd be happy with being happy for twenty years.

18. You have the chance to meet someone with whom you can have the most satisfying love imaginable, the stuff of dreams. Sadly, you know that in six months the person will die. Knowing the pain that would follow, would you still want to meet the person and fall in love?
Yes.

19. Would you rather be extremely successful professionally and have a tolerable yet unexciting private life, or have an extremely happy private life and only a tolerable and uninspiring professional life?
I can't imagine being successful with a boring private life, and I can't imagine being ahppy with a boring professional life. I can't answer this.

20. If a new medicine were developed that would cure cancer but cause a fatal reaction in 1 percent of those who took it, would you want it to be released to the public?
Yes.

21. You're invited to a cocktail party that turns into an in-the-buff pool party. Friends and strangers are present. Do you skinny-dip, too?
I was going to say yes, but then I remembered that I was in a very similar situation, and I didn't.

22. If you knew that by killing one person, all world hunger would instantly end, would you? What if the person was a horrible murderer? What if the person was an innocent child?
I'm not sure if ending all wolrd hunger would be the best for this world. And I could never kill a child.

23. If, for the next year, you could have the free services of a maid, a chauffeur, a gardener, a masseuse, or a chef, who would you pick and why?
A maid.

24. If you could pick the sex of your child, would you?
No.

25. To win 1 million dollars, you and your partner could not have sex with each other for a month, would you? What about 10 million for 3 months? 100 million for 6 months?

*laughs*
Hey, I'd be rich by now! 100 million for 6 months? I'd go a year without any sex for less. Sex is so over-rated.