Things I have learned since falling head over heels in love with Law&Order SVU a couple of weeks ago

- Chris Meloni is not work safe

- The average fic in this fandom is about 100,000 words long

- Which isn't surprising, seeing how the show has about 100 seasons and they still aren't together in canon

- 10-20k is, in fact, a short story in this fandom

- Seeing the length of fic and the amount written (more than 20 years!!), plus the fact that I still have to catch up on, well, about 80 seasons of the show, I will not have time to sleep or eat until at least 2024

- Which is absolutely fine with me

- Elliot is really good with his tongue
(I WAS GOING TO ADD SOMETHING VERY PERSONAL AND NOT WORK SAFE TO THIS STATEMENT, BUT I WON'T, BECAUSE I AM OVER 40 AND CAN - OCCASIONALLY - SHOW SOME RESTRAINT. BUT I AM THINKING IT. And so are you.)

- They sure like to fuck on his kitchen counter

ETA: - Have these people never heard of safe sex? For God's sake, they work in sex crimes, one would think that they'd know better!